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Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.
Saturday Suprise is just gross
The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.
Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?
Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!
early Saturday (or Friday) is a term used for of us who can arrange a long weekend around our work commitments.
Please don't contact me tomorrow, its early Saturday!
n. a weekly holiday from feelings of shame, regret, or remorse, but not from consequences. No Shame Saturday can be observed between midnight and midnight or wake up to sleep, depending on the observers preference with the stipulation that the time frame must be established by 11:59 PM on Friday. Other variation on the holiday include No Shame November, and No Shame Semester (the final semester of a college student's senior year).
Person 1: You just vommed in that bush! You're disgusting!
Person 2: You can't make my feel bad about that; it's No Shame Saturday!
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Taking a fat chick home from the bar for intercourse.
A:What'd the hot chick say?
B:Told me to get lost.
A:Look, there's a fat chick for ya!
B:It's another 'buffalo Saturday'.
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An addition to full send.
Send It Saturday is the day meant for shenanigans no sane person dare attempt.
These stunts are usually performed while heavily under the influence, or if you're just a crackhead.
"Yo dude it's send it Saturday... what're we going to do"
"Smoke till our lungs hurt and pray we wake up tomorrow my man"
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A person who has sex with another as a last resort, when thier original plans don't work out.usually happens in a saturday
I was Magdalena's Saturday saviour when her three way did't work out.
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