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A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time
Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner
The situation at a mixed gendered glory hole where the recipient of the blow job can be considered simultaneously to be engaged in both a heterosexual and homosexual act.
Got sucked off at a Schrodinger’s hole last night. No idea who by.
The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.
"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."
"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."
the belief that certain historical incidents simultaneously did and didn't occur. And weather or not it happened completely depends on the person who is recalling the event.
The Tienanmen Square incident did not occur according to China, while according to western nations it did in fact occur. This is considered a "Schrodinger's Tienanmen" and is the namesake of the theory.
A guy who answers a question with absolute certainty and then claims he thought he was answering a different question based on people's reaction when he is wrong in order to manifest himself being correct.
John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
When you have leftovers in the fridge for a while and you're not sure if they're still good but you don't want to check.
That sandwich has been in the fridge since last week. It's Schrodinger's leftovers now.