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A British euphemism for female masturbation
Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!
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a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.
blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam
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The vegan version of "killing two birds with one stone." Getting two things done that takes the effort of only one or two things getting done at once that usually has to be done separately. An "idiom" (play on words) of an old saying. An aphorism.
I had to go to the grocery store and post office. So, instead of going to the grocery store and then going home to put the groceries away and then back out to go to the post office, I would go to the post office first, then go to the grocery store, thereby "feeding two birds with one scone."
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The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"
*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
When u whip up some good shit and make them booty cheeks clap, that's a sign the food is about to be lit my nigga. Prepare for some good shit fam
Gf just cookin' up a lil' somethin' somethin', DoNt mInd IF I do ;)))), Scone app the beef
Fantasy Football GOAT. Above Average Golfer. Mr Steal Your Girl.
I can never beat Big Scone in Fantasy.
When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!