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Insert your hands, palms together, into your girls ass cheeks. After begin to clap and wait for your bitch to scream like a seal.
"BEND OVER ITS SEAL CLAPPER TIME BITCH "
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After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!
"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."
"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."
"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"
"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."
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A swedish film by Ingar Bergman in which a night returning from the crusades challenges death to a game of chess.
You:The Seventh Seal is one of my favorite Ingar Bergman films.
Your Brother: Its the only one you've seen. You just say that because you think it makes you sound smart.
You: Yeah, well go fuck yourself!
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A marine mammal that lives in the engine room of every US submarine. NUBs are sent to feed them for the pleasure of more senior sailors.
"Hey NUB, go feed the shaft seals."
"But the shaft seals are actually a series of interlocks and safety mechanisms that ensure the integrity surrounding the ships main propulsion shaft, and not nautical mammals; but I'll go feed em if you want."
When a girl is blowing 2 or more guys at the same time and alternates between dicks like a seal blowing horns.
That chick loves cock so much I swear she'd put on a seal show with me and my friends.
To have sex. Particularly used in regards to a girl who is hard to get.
John: " Hey man lets hit up the mall and cop some fidget spinners"
Bill: "Sorry bud, I'm trying to seal the wheel"
The Reverse Seal or Back Seal has been popularized in Canadian old growth forests. Walking and drinking in the woods; In error, dropping beer on the ground just to pick up and notice it has completely re-sealed. Fresh new beer.
Wow man, look at this Reverse Seal! Is this beer trying to tell me to stop drinking?