have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

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prettiest girl ive seen

Meg o brien

Meg o brien is the prettiest girl ive seen

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the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition

the car has seen better days

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I ain't never seen the beat

To think someone or something is acting crazy and/or abnormal and be at a loss of words about it.

Same asthat beats all

When Scotty and Cody were acting bipolar and nuts, Gina said " I ain't never seen the beat."

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Biggest Cock I've Ever Seen

What you yell when you see somebody ridin' in the back of a truck that you don't know.

Cedric: "Look at those dudes in the back of that truck, you know what we gotta do!"

Frankie: "THOSE GUYS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN. SERIOUSLY, IT IS LIKE A MONSTER!!!"

Girl on the Corner: "Oh my!"

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Have you seen my baseball?

A way of asking someone if they are retarded.

A way of making someone realize that what they have just said or done is retarded.

Kat: "One day I'd like to go to college to become an Indian"

Saundra: "Uh... Have you seen my baseball?"

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Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust?

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.

Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

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