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A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.
person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
A stick attached to a camera that narcissists use
That narcissist thinks they have right of way because they are recording on their SELFISH STICK
a way to express your envy when a pretty girl responds to someones comment.
wow so beautiful lets play valorant random girl on tiktok
random girl: okay
how selfish.
Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.
A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:
Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!
The act of being a selfish person, as compared to a walrus that happens to be selfish.
Damn you Willy, share your juice, damn selfish walrus.
people who write their own name in Urban Dictionary and make themselves sound awesome
Jordy wrote himself as awesome in Urban Dictionary.
what a selfish being
Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.