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When ones penis is no longer erect, possibly either after blowing ones load, or just losing an erection. A semi-boner is often used for playfully slapping ones friends in the face while they sleep for a hilariously good time.
To try and piss my friend off, I got a semi-boner and helicoptered it around in his face.
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to have a partial erection of the penis
i saw my grandma naked but i wasn't sure if i liked it or not so i had a semi chub.
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1. An apathetic boner.
2. It's hanging in there.
3. The point right before a full blown hard-on.
That chick gave me a raging semi.
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Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.
Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.
Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.
Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.
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When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes
Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...
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Someone who tends to eschew animal flesh, especially consumption of red or fatty meats, but still will occasionally eat meat, unlike a vegetarian.
Whereas a vegan may confine his diet to fruits and vegetables, a semi-vegetarian might eat fish weekly; eggs, honey, and dairy products frequently; and beef, lamb, or chicken an average of two days each month.
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Being semi-popular would mean you are either apart of many friend groups (including the popular kids group- or maybe just a couple of groups) or you are well known around the school where every knows your name but not many people talk to you
They are usually seen as the misfit (or quiet kid) of the popular kids group but the cool/chill kid of a ‘lower class’ friend group.
Person 1: “Hey look it’s that semi-popular kid again”
Person 2: “Yea they seem chill but they don’t talk much.”
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