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A bitter person. Gets irratated easily. Likes to scream at girls if they do not understand directions
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Shandy pants is a person with there panties in a knot
Dont take life so seriously shandy pants!!
60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.
Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!
Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!
Sanjit: Dude WTF
A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.
That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.
G5 player, swinging past your knees. scarborough babes are all dolled up hoping to see a shandy.
oh my god, this cunt is a full shandy.
his teeth are immaculate! He has a massive sword and is the 6th best painter I know. can’t wait to sleep with him from every woman in the house
Shandy - When a person defecates in there hand and jerks off.
Tony I had slippery shandy last night bill, shessh.
Bill {Laughs} Was it from the curry we had at the curry leaf?