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A bitter person. Gets irratated easily. Likes to scream at girls if they do not understand directions
5👍 20👎
60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
Shandy pants is a person with there panties in a knot
Dont take life so seriously shandy pants!!
When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft
How was the date?
Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy
WOW!
She is not nice but she is very protective over you she will take your gf privileges away and also most likely does drugs in secret and she is fine😒