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When you have been moderating discord for 24 hours or more and haven't slept or eaten in three days. Also you may be extremely stressed due to *insert crypto FUD* and may have been unwillingly rugged in the last 48 hours due to literally no fault of your own.
"Pulling a Rarufu shift here"
to move your penis from one side of your pants to the other
"He's just mad because he needs a cock shift."
When a man uses his hand to move his penis in the H-Pattern of a manual or "Stick" shifter like he is shifting gears on a car. Often, the man will also use his girlfriend's boobs or vagaina as a steering wheel or clutch pedal.
Person 1: Man, I did the dick shift really hard last night, and her boobs were the perfect steering wheel shape
Person 2: Did you hit the perfect downshift?
Person 1: Yup, and I finished soon after. It was awesome! Will do again, 10/10!
When you fall asleep on the couch but wake up on the bed.
Son- Hey mom did you move me to my bed?
Mom- No.
Son- But i fell asleep on the couch...
Mom- Must have been a bed shift.
When you hold down the shift key to use "!" (or any other thing you need the shif to use)multiple times and you "slip" on the last one.
Mark: Are you okay man?
Kyle: HELLZ YEAH I AM!!!1
Mark: Shift slip?
Kyle: yeah...
a working shift that begins at midnight or 2 AM
I don't think I would have enough energy to stay awake during a graveyard shift.
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A car that has a manual transmission where the driver uses a clutch and a gear shifter to drive the car.
Really awsome cars like a Toyota Celica can be found with this type of transmission.
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