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Fictional device used to reduce the diameter of an extremely large vagina. It involves inserting a complete Smithfield whole cured ham into the cavernous canal, then pulling out the bone, leaving a smaller hole for one to fornicate with and reducing the “hot dog in the hallway” effect.
“Jenny said she’s gonna let me hit it at the party tonight!”
“Bro, errybody been hitting that. In fact she just left Bill’s house and he’s hung like a goddamned horse. You’re gonna need to bring a Smithfield Shim or you’re going to hear your own echo in that pussy.”
A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!
That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.
Tim shim is a person with a big butthole
Tim shim likes to put sausages in his butt
A faggot who likes to get his butthole licked and destroyed
Tim Shim likes dick up his butt
An awning on a tiny house
Wow that’s a nice shim sham! Hope it holds up in the storm!
a beautiful girl. ie a shammy cloth would buff something up
uummm did you see dat girl, she is shim sham bruv, you should get on dat
Someone being an idiot to get attention
You there, yes you, your a shim shoo