shred the nar

owning it. (snowboarding, surfing, skating) the word "nar" is a bastardization of the classic adjective used to define something as cool (gnarly).

shred the nar, hombre!

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Shred-off

When something is way beyond a rip-off, it's like the next level up. They often take place in such areas as Paddington, Double Bay (Double Pay) Pottspoint etc.

OMG! that guy charged me $8.80 for that small biscuit! Thats not even a ripoff, that's a SHRED-OFF!!

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Shred ass

To violently destroy your ass-hole with a tornado of ass funk. Sometimes will destroy your colon because of the ass wind.

Bob: dude, did you just fuckin' shred ass?

Dude: maybe. why? did you hear my ass get destroyed?

Bob: you're so fucking gross bro.

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shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

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Shred Head

Much like road head Shred Head is the act of giving a blow job whilst skiing or snowboarding.

I hit the slopes with my girl and I total got some shred head.

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Self Shred

1) Thinking you are right and then immediately finding out the imminent truth. This may happen when you are alone, or in a group.
2) The act of "shredding" one's self. (See term shredding)

Richard: I can't find any of my fucking xbox controllers. Seriously, I think someone came in here and stole them.
Al: Shouldn't they be in here?
Richard: Yeah... (eventually pulls back curtain covering the windowsill, revealing the controllers)
Al: Is that them?
Richard: Yeah...................."Self Shred!!!"

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shred the nar

An obvoious mispelling of "shred the gnar"

Person 1:Wow, he just tried to shred the nar, but ate it.
Person 2: No, he tried to shred the G-N-A-R, you idiot.

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