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During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!
Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'
Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'
Bill' 'Nice!'
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When It's really quiet and suddenly someone makes a loud noise.
Break the silence with a fart.
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This was Awkward Silence: 3.ly/2HYg
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a device used to muffle the sound of a gun when you dont want someone hearing you shoot something
Silencers are cool
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When all work communication has stopped. No phone calls or e-mails are received. No one leaves their cubicle. All transmissions have ceased. Typically happens at work when holidays and/or vacation approach.
I love the days leading up to Christmas. We enforce a strict radio silence policy in our department while I shop online and send text messages all day.
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When im ing or texting and one person toalty stops talking making it very awkward
Fred-yo did u get the time fore sallys party to night?
John-no we were in the middle of the canversation and she gave me the deadly silence
Fred-Damn that sucks
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An eight foot long polearm weapon carried by Sailor Saturn in the 'Sailor Moon' fictional world. Known for the ability to be able to cause the end of the world if the blade-end of the weapon is lowered to the ground.
It is reffered to in some circles as the 'Can-Opener-O-Mass-Destruction' because the distingishly G shaped blade on the business end makes the whole thing look like an eight foot, hand-action, can-opener. Opening a can of beans has never looked so fun. ~_^
Sailor Saturn raised the Silence Glaive high shouting: "SILENCE GLAIVE, SURPRISE!" There was no sound as the blade fell, only dread.
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