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That one buff dude that all the ladies woo over, and all the other guys envy.
oh god, it's Simon. mr. steal yo girl...
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A word to describe a hugely inappropriate guy, habitual line-crosser and general problem maker. But sees himself as sweet, witty and desired by women.
Antoinne: Catharine shut up. Shut up or I'll punch you in the mouth with my foot.
Catharine: Why are you so mean to me?
Antoinne: you like it -- now go get me a coffee. All girls want me, unless they are married or a lesbian, and even then they still want me.
Catharine: yes master. You are such a simon!
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To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race
Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon
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Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.
In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.
F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'
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A guy who's dick is so big they call him the "human tripod".
Hey joe did u see the "human tripod" (simon)today.
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That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45
Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself