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skeeter eater

The act of swallowing or licking up spooge in the near vacinity of your naked body.

After Carol cleaned up her pearl necklace with her tongue, there was no doubt in my mind she was a skeeter eater.

by Coy Peterson July 2, 2005

8๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


skeeter dactyl

A massive fucking mosquito. Mostly found in south east texas. The size of a modern day teridactyl.

Holy shit, there is a massive skeeter dactyl on your arm.

by thedupdownsouth July 26, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit skeeter

one who has a bowel movement at the moment of ejaculation during sexual intercourse

man:ahh baby ahh!!
women: whats that fucking smell
man:i'll be rite back
woman:did you just shit!
man:what no.....
woman:shit skeeter!

by hot3kitten69 January 30, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sobbing Skeeter

When you masturbate profusely, using a picture of your ex-girlfriend/former flame and her new boyfriend as motivation. This must be in conjunction with sobbing like a little girl while pounding one out. When employed correctly, your siren-like wails will pulsate with the tempo of your masturbation.

A few weeks after my girlfriend and I broke up, I found a picture of her with her new boyfriend and proceeded to bust out a "Sobbing Skeeter" while watching My Girl 2.

by jgibso October 1, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Skeeter Frampton

When someone ejaculates on another person's upper lip in a moustache fashion and then lays pubic hair on the skeet to form a makeshift moustache.

Jerry totally passed out last night at the party. I gave him the hairiest Skeeter Frampton hahaha.

by Browneson April 20, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


skeeter valentine

Alternate title for a scanny;

Hey you wanna rip a skeeter valentine?

by Indian4Life December 21, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


skeeter bop

methaphetamine, crack or cocain

i did some skeeter bop last night and got fucked up.

by Bethany Rohm December 3, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž