Muscle Sleeve

A Condom

Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.

no sleeve magician

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.

todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician

Tight Sleeve

Reference to a tight, snug bodily orifice penetrated during sexual intercourse. Namely the vagina or the anus.

Not only did her sweet little pussy taste good, it was one tight sleeve.

I came home blasted last night and my roommate put it to me in my tight sleeve.

Rachel likes it in her tight sleeve. Which one? Both braaaaaaahhh!!!

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

Bell sleeve

noun (slang)
1. foreskin; the retractable roll of skin covering the end of the penis.

Phil needed to see a doctor about the problem with his bell sleeve.

Up the sleeve

A variant of “in the closet” specifically for asexuals (aka “aces”) concealing their sexual orientation from others.

“My parents don’t know I’m an ace. I’m up the sleeve.”

Grab Sleeves

(v) To physically fight or verbally go off at someone

“Look at Bobino! He’s hitting on that girl!”
😡🤬“Imma be right back, dawg. I gotta go grab sleeves.”