Slice of sunshine

Slang for sex or a sexual encounter.

When any sexual act is performed, whether on oneself, with a couple or more, then you are considered to be giving someone a "slice of sunshine"

Paul: Have you seen Sam?
Marc: Yes, he's in the bedroom giving Michelle a slice of sunshine.

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Sam: Where've you been?
Scott: At home mate, giving myself a slice of sunshine.

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Michelle: Last night this dude performed the red eagle on me.
Sam: That is a nasty slice of sunshine.

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coon slice

a general derogatory term for somebody who you think is of a lazy african american nature.

yeah, ryan seacrest is a fuckin coon slice

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The McCluskey Slice

Named after 21st Century sandwich visionary Jarrod Douglas McCluskey. (7/11/1985 - Present.)
A method of cutting any square/rectangular shaped sandwich - be it toasted or fresh - into two deliberately unequal portions. Starting from ABOVE one corner, move the knife across the bread towards just BELOW the opposing corner, the slicer must exercise full caution to ensure the creation of two delicious triangles; One acute, and one obtuse.

The purpose of the McCluskey Slice is so that the consumer can first enjoy the smaller (acute) triangle, while feeling safe in the knowledge that He/She still has the larger (obtuse) triangle left to devour.

You better cut that mother fucken' sandwich using the McCluskey Slice.

This one time, my Ex-Mother cut my sandwich into to perfectly equal triangles . . .

Grabbing a Slice

The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.

While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.

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sliced bread

The best thing, well, ever!

(blank)is the best thing since sliced bread!

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mazur slice

Eating one more thing than you know you should. The person then regrets it because they are so full. Term originated when someone ate a footlong Quizno's sandwich, then went on to eat a slice of pizza because it just looked so darn good. That person regretted it. Sometimes the term can be shortened to "slice"

After eating a bowl of speghetti, he mazur sliced it by eating a corn dog.

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Eat a Slice

An expression meaning to calm down. Pizza solves everyones problems.

If you suck at algebra, eat a slice.
If you can't put on your underwear right, eat a slice.
If you can't pee against the wind, eat a slice.