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slime hands

when you can play with slime without it getting stuck to your hands

she can’t touch the slime because she doesn’t have slime hands

by tinyhacker27420 November 10, 2018


man slime

The greasy cream coloured stuff that comes out of a males japseye when said man is particularly excited. Man slime can be sprayed onto faces, eyes, tits, sheets and in extreme circumstances wiped on curtains.

Sophie popped round to see me on Sunday and when she got undressed I nearly Man slimed all over the gaff just by looking at her...

by Cheeky c January 19, 2018

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Partners in Slime

A lover.
A fuck buddy, the only association between a male and a female.

Two persons exchaning bodily fluids and nothng esle

Tom- Hey Bill, are you going on dates with that broad?

Bill- Fuck no! We are partners in slime. Nothing more, nothing less

by Graham Wallace April 5, 2008

64πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Slime's Friend

The friend of SlimeIRL. Slime's friend claims to be 6 foot but we know that he is short. He does not pay his taxes so the IRS is attempting to snipe him but it will only be possible when Le Monke is resurrected.

Person 1: Do you know who Slime's friend is?
Person 2: Isn't he that really short guy that can't beat Pokemon even though the plan is simple?

by Bruhmoment#3remix January 20, 2020


chicken slime

The permanent and grotesque, socially unacceptable layer of unremovable fat that coats the fingers of the habitual handler of chicken meat.

She breathes new life into the tired old slogan, β€œfinger lickin’ good,” because her repulsive chicken slime has so negatively impacted her coworkers that some have vomited from the sight and smell.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 21, 2019


stunted slime

Someone held in low regard due to their cowardice.

"Viceroy! I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."

by William March 29, 2003

24πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cunt slime

A person who is such an excessive cunt that they morph into cunt slime.

That cunt is continually acting like a cunt. His constant cunt actions have made him become cunt slime

by barry888 November 23, 2006

139πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž