Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼

"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"

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Bay Area High School Smashers

A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.

"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"

Level 85 Panty Smasher

Currently, the highest level of Panty Smasher. See Panty Smasher

Friend: Did you see his new car? He's gonna get a lot of chicks

Friend2: That guy is the office hero. He's a Level 85 Panty Smasher...he was able to melt thighs long before those kidney grills.

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10,000 foot ball smasher

When a man jumps out of a jumbo jet at 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute, lands on a trampoline, then lands on to a fence nearby smashing his testicles.

"hey man, did you hear, that skydiver forgot his parachute and he did a 10,000 foot ball smasher in mr. jenkin's yard"

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Egg Smasher

Taken from the quote "don't put all your eggs in one basket"

An egg smasher is a guy or girl that spends there time keeping in contact and flirting with people in relationships, causing turmoil and chaos for the couple, he/she then attacks when the person is most emotional causing the relationship to become unfixable.

Egg Smasher: I found another egg last week she's coming close to cracking.

Clam Smasher

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.

Samantha has been such a clam smasher lately! She’s been obnoxious all night.

Smasher

Is a man with dignity,talented in editing and embarrassing people. As the name suggests, he can smash any body's gf😉

Smasher smashes ya girl✊