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When you live with a roomate who doesnt't get any, and you have sex with his hot sister in his own bed.
John was very mad when he arrived home to find Joe pulling a sneaky bard in his own bed.
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The pinky that a lover sticks up a partner's anus during intercourse / sex play, normally when insertion is not expected.
She was jerking me off and next thing you know, she slipped me the sneaky timmy.
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When a poor construction worker/football coach doesnt shower for a week and has sex with a transexual in a dumptruck....during the act of sex you must leave with a pusstache..and say to the woman "man that shit stinks"
Mill- Hey bitch did u take that thing home last night to fuck
Jeff- no i took that snatch to the construction site and pulled a sneaky blasko.
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Someone who is able to do something unnoticed.
Teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. When the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). The teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
Student: Oh that sneaky bastard.
John: Hey Rich I stole your Ipod at the beginning of lunch
Rich: You sneaky bastard.
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When your boyfriend says he's edging but he's not.
"How was your date with Tim last night?"
"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
"Ew"
A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.
Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.
Person B: Oh, that was helpful.
Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.
Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.
Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.
When writing a sentence on facebook to someone, then putting thug on the next line.
How've you been today James?
thug.
Sneaky Thug.