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(v) A situation in which the male counterpart(s) cry profusely during sexual intercourse, frequently done whilst listening to overly emotional Maroon 5 music.
I overheard Diego having the wildest throb n' sob last night after his vasectomy
When you TiVo the Humane Society commercial featuring Sarah McLaughlin and play it on loop while cranking it.
"For pennies a day, you could end this shame spiral of sobbing slapjacks AND animal euthanization. PENNIES. A. DAY."
when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain
Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese
cheese sobber: yes
to sigh.... and cry...... what did you expect?
person 1: was ur name skeppyscrib?
person 2: NO NO NO NO
person 1: HAHAHAHAHA
person 2:sigh and sob
A response to a funny, sad, or scary text. Usually used online. Although this doesn’t mean you are literally sobbing, it either your laughing, or sobbing in your head. Sometimes this does mean you are sobbing.
Person 1: funny joke
Person 2: AHAH OMG IM SOBBING RN
When your friend calls you poopie and it hurt you feelings on an xbox chat.
Ryan: your a poopy head
Me: *sobs uncontrollaby*
when someone sob reacts another person even though the message (they sent) wasn’t funny (usually means they’re glazing them)
That wasn’t even funny they’re Glaze Sobbing