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When a social media account is permanently disabled
Twitter put @realDonaldTrump on social media death row.
Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"
A strategy of Social Media influencers to drop trails of bad information and or conspiracy theories to try to gain traction and a following. The goal to go viral with retweets spreading misinformation causing confusion while dog whistling to like minded people and groups. Posts also attempt to connect different conspiracy theories to gain legitimacy.
Tactic of Troll Farms.
While scrolling through twitter i stumbled across a Social media dirty bomb about russian carrots, american potatoes, and a false missile alert, the bots must be on crack.
Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.
Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.
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You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.
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SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
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A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.