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1. A decision characterizing one as being, weak, lazy, sensitive, cautious or otherwise avoiding adversity.
2. Choosing the easy way out.
3. Being a pussy
Emily chose the mild salsa at Quesada. Soft choice.
Henry bought his girlfriend the standard chocolate and flowers for v-day instead of being original. Soft choice.
Klara didn't go running this morning because it was "too cold." Soft choice.
Marge chose the petunias for her floral decor. SOFT CHOICE .
If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!
I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?
A lesbian who prefers to dress in a butch/masculine/androgynous way, but may have a more feminine attitude; considered the opposite of a “chapstick lesbian”
Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”
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When a man who is very intoxicated (often off of large quantities of Whiskey) attempts to have intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, but finding that his penis is too flaccid for penetration, just ends up undulating the limp penis in-between the woman's butt checks.
"After buying him 3 or 4 Fire Ball shots, all I got was a soft waffle."
"Nothing ruins a good night like a soft waffle-ing."
"At first I thought he was really hot, but he just turned out to be a no good Soft Waffler."
The act of begging someone indirectly. To hint at what someone wants to another person without actually begging for it in the hopes the other person will offer their help.
That girl tried soft begging me for a massage..."I'm so stressed...i need a massage, but it cost too much'...lol.
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A great term invented by George Carlin to describe the way dumb self centered smug people refer to things.
"Sometime during my life toilet paper became bathroom tissue. . . . Sneakers became running shoes. False teeth became dental appliances. Medicine became medication. Information became directory assistance. The dump became the landfill. Car crashes became automobile accidents. Partly cloudy became partly sunny. Motels became motor lodges. House trailers became mobile homes. Used cars became previously owned transportation. Room service became guest room dining. Constipation became occasional irregularity. . . "
"Poor people used to live in slums. Now 'the economically disadvantaged' occupy 'substandard housing' in the 'inner cities.' And a lot of them are broke. They don't have 'negative cash flow."- George Carlin
"We would like to begin the boarding process." Extra word, “process”, not necessary. Boarding is enough, "We'd like to begin the boarding." Simple! Tells the story..." - George Cain
On airplanes the lady on the plane always uses soft language. "Please begin the pre-boarding process."
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Typically used when you are talking about something in adoration.
Louis *in an interview*: "I'm close to all the lads but Harry is my best mate."
Me: "omg Larry is so cute, I'm soft."
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