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'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'
I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever
One who wants a Ferrari but won’t pay $5 for shipping.
Sorry I can’t go out, I’m sort-of poor.
Handled properly and as necessary, giving one what is deserved.
A way of letting people know that you have completed a task, or a way of giving thanks to someone for completing a task.
Tom: “Grace I’ll send you the homework if you turn your AirDrop on”
Grace: “I’ve turned it on”
Tom: “Sorted!”
Sorted is the feeling you get when your life is in order. You feel sorted when you solve a hard problem in a blink of an eye. It may be dodging weekend work briefs from the boss or ordering food online without surfing 100 restaurants in the app.
That is exactly how you feel when you subscribe to Meal Plans by Sorted. Because then, you can just relax and delicious food will reach your doorstep every single day without fail. And you know that the food is balanced & healthy and cooked in hygienic kitchens too.
Sorted App's Weekly Meal Plan has made my life easy. Now every day, they send yummy foods to my home that too on time.
This is what a friend says when he wants to fix his group back together. Though since 90% of the world is dumb, his friends might say ok...? after it not knowing how much that makes the guy want to come over there and punch him in the balls
“I’m gonna sort this situation out , it might take a few days, though.”
“Huh? What does sort this out mean”
“It means I’m going to fix everything.”
A sorting algorithm where every other element is swapped with the previous element, then every 3rd element is swapped with the previous element, then every 4th element is swapped with the previous element, and ao on, until only the last element is swapped.
- But Joe! This is not sorted at all!
- I know, it is retarded sort...