spanish class

hell.

jessica: what class do you have next chris?
chris: hell

jessica: what?
chris: oh, that’s just what i call spanish class

Spanish dicked

When a Spanish male's penis enters your mouth, vagina, or butthole using hot sauce as lube. Other names include: spicy bj, hairless fire-crotch, or reverse Taco Bell.

After the party last night, Pedro Spanish dicked Hannah in the ass! Dude that reverse Taco Bell's gonna burn like a motherfucker!!!

spanish pizza

filling the ass of your victim with slices of pepperoni, spanking it until its red and sore then sucking out the pepperoni

Dude: she told me to give her a spanish pizza so i loaded her ass with pepproni

Dude 2: holy shit i wish i could give her a spanish pizza

spanish cobras

A deadly hispanic gang which started in the streets of Chicago. Opposition to the Latin Kings. Responsible for the near extermination of the Insane Unknowns, as well as the Spanish Lords. A major force to be reckoned with. Various Factions throughout the United States. Murderers, thieves, assassins, drug dealers

Amor de Cobra, Long live Chairman Tuffy, Insane Spanish Cobras founded the Insane Familia

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Spanish news

From the unreliable journalism covering the Spanish-American War, a bit of hot gossip that may or may not be exaggerated and is passed off as true without examination for accuracy.

"But I have a piece of Spanish news for Gooper. The Flynns never had a thing in this world but money and they lost that ..."
--Margaret from Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

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Spanish Cock

The biggest penis you will ever see. Cant fit in most vaginas. Girls are in love with it, but scared because of its size. One who has it is usually is the best at everything.

James: "Look at that bulge."
Cole: "Must be a Spanish cock."

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walking spanish

taking the last march to the death penalty, ie. Hanging, Electric chair.

"Even Jesus want a little mo' time
When He's walkin' Spanish down the hall" ... Tom Waits

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