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The act of ejaculating in a woman's head of hair, causing a real mess.
Ronald gave Gretchen a sperm perm on accident. Her fault though, she should have caught it with her mouth.
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Coughing slightly because of semen residue in the throat after swallowing semen.
"Last night I sucked off a couple of guys at the Man Hole bar, and today I have sperm cough."
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A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.
"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"
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AKA: The Meat Stick, The Self Pumping Hand Cannon, The Thrust Buster, The Squirting Nipple Dart,
Her smelly cat attacked me so I stabbed it with my Sperm Sword...
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woman who lies about her birth control status.
A Sperm Thief is a Female that will tell you she is on the pill in order to have unprotected sex to produce offspring.
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The trail of ice left behind by a rocket in a clear blue sky.
Ex: Dude! Look at that sky-sperm!
That's a fucking mindfuck!
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When a males genitalia overloads up with an immense amount of sperm; causing mild to moderate discomfort and damage to the ballsack.
I keep getting sperm cramps and it hurts very badly.
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