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Guy :That's my spider !
Girl :pet?
Guy : no, I mean as my homie lol
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Similar to the visual of a "spider swing" (which is executed when two individuals sit facing each other on a swing so that their legs cross), spider pee occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals. But spider poo crosses the line so don't do that you nasty ho.
If you really loved me, you'd spider pee with me regardless of the risks.
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Weaving Spiders refers to Business types (individuals) networking and working on business dealings. They are spinning webs (telling their stories) of tales of success and future business opportunities.
The Bohemian Club, of fame and fortune in San Francisco, Est 1878, has a club motto of: “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here”. This implies that you are to leave your business dealing and networking tactics at the door, for this place is to be for enjoyment and relaxation.
Etymology:
The Term itself derives from Shakespeare in the Play: A Midsummers Night’s Dream, Act 2 SCENE II. Another part of the wood
Come our lovely lady nigh;
So, good night, with lullaby.
Weaving spiders, come not here;
Hence, you long-legg'd spinners, hence
The place is full of Weaving Spiders cutting their deal and planning for their next finical conquests.
Where do the Corporate types hang out in San Francisco weaving their webs and rubbing shoulders with the other Weaving Spiders?
A really cute jumping spider on the internet who can sing better than Justin Bieber and thinks a dog is a polar bear
I just saw Lucas the spider and I wish he was my pet
Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.
Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"
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WOLF SPIDERS are named as such because they have to eat really fast, in other words, "WOLF" down their food, their prey, because they do NOT use webs to catch their prey. They are GROUND spiders, they hunt their prey on the ground. (They're fast runners.) Therefore, they have to devour, or WOLF DOWN, their "catch" very fast so other ground spiders don't come and try to snatch the "catch," something WEB-making spiders don't have to worry about.
"Honey! Come see this wolf spider wolf down this cockroach!"
"Oh dear, that's disgusting!"
"Yeah hon, it reminds me of how your grandpa eats a chicken leg! Disgusting!"
(n.) - The smallest imaginable unit of measurement.
ex. - "You need to move that just a spider penis to the right"
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