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Getting wrapped up in the moment and having sex in the car park because why the hell not.
Let's be a bit spontaneous
Just say Yes to going swimming
It was spontaneous but I went swimming!
This word isn’t funny, therefore it is undeserving of a funny definition.
Guy: Did you hear about the guy next door?
Guy 2: No! What happened?
Guy: His car spontaneously combusted! Haha!
Guy 2: That’s not funny Harold.
Not Senzela
Senzela, who loves Texas A&M, is not spontaneous.
that girl just sent me the most spontaneous image ever. never knew an ass could look so good!
A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.
A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.
“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”
“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”
When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.
Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it