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When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
a strawberry who's gay for a literal swiss roll
"Sprout Seedly is kissing Cosmo!"
Pubic hair growing out of your balls.
I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out
When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!
I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance
Cute nickname for a penis rising up when seeing something of sexual interest, something naughty or inappropriate.
When he ran into me while showering, I saw the sprout in full bloom.
She's gonna see the sprout this evening.
Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!