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Squid

also see Octopus, ink'd, inked.......
(definition) when you let a girl (or guy, I'm not here to judge) give you head in a hot tub, then while they are down there, you have an attack of diarrhea and poo in the hot tub. Essentially inking the hot tub like a squid or octopus does when threatened or startled.

Yeah I was at the hotel with my girlfriend getting freaky in the hot tub, but then I pulled a squid, now she's leaving me for a black guy.

by McMacHack December 11, 2010

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Squid

Underage boyfriend, a general description for any pre-teenage or teenage boy, skinny and gangly, with friendly hands and arms, who is dating your teenage daughter.

Squidward is on the phone for you! Which one? I don't know,I think it is the squid who took you to the movie last week.

by Bettina December 15, 2006

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


a squid

A squid is someone who is a rider on a bike or a quad that can’t send anything and always crashes.

Wow ethan stoffle is a squid!

by Aubmaster February 13, 2018

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Squid

Similar to the Faux Five; When your going to high five someone and they are about to return the high five, but pull it back in a squid like motion and say "Squid". Your still left high-five-less and a bit more humiliated.

Chris; Ahh nice shot high five!
(raises hand)
Mike; Yeah dood i know?!
(raises hand then pulls back)
Mike; SQUID!
Chris; Awww laaammmee

by BeeCade March 15, 2009

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


SQUID

a girl who has an odd mis-shapen body. a bitch with no spine. when this cunt is faced with a confrontation, like a squid, she blows out this 'ink' and/or big cloud of smoke and (swims)runs away. a thunder-thighed asshole who thinks she's the shiit, when really her peak was a lonely 2 years ago.

this girl talks a lot of shit, but when i stepped to her, she stared down and blew out some smokey like a little squid.

by deuces2deuces November 27, 2010

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


squid

to be a slimey dirty person
org.evergreen trailer park

dude look at you your a fuckin dirty squid

by derekm420 March 8, 2008

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


squids

Used to describe money

Do you have any squids?
Lend us a squid

by L'il reach January 18, 2008

15πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž