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An evil little creature, that is seen in the forest or when your super high. If you ever see one of these creatures be aware that it is ploting against you and all of society. This creature is bent on taking over the world!!!
person a (while looking at his hand): Oh Shit!! It's a squirrel!!
person b: WTF?!?!
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A funny name for a funny creature.
The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.
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A male, usually of college age, typically drunk, who makes obvious advances on large number of women in a short period of time.
Derived from that fact that squirrels go from tree to tree trying to find a nut
Dude John is a total squirrel tonight he has hit on every woman in this bar.
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After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
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The furry woodland creatures that will one day rule the wrold if the Bunny Mafia fails to destroy them. They also have Garbage and Recycling trucks as well as French paper trucks on thier side. Watch out for abnormally dirty cars and sparkling white ones, those are in use of the squirrels (as well as ones with squirrels painted on them and the words "SQUIRRELS ZHALL RULEZ ZEE WORLDZ!" obviously)
Person 1: That white car has been parked outside our house for an hour
Person 2: Is it really clean?
Person 1: Yeah...?
Person 2: DUCK FOR COVER!
*Squirrels come out of the car and start shooting in random directions*
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Someone that is always on your nuts and always co-signs on what you do.
Sarah: I won the tournament
Tom: You trash for real
Sarah: You a squirrel!