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A beloved item or small collection of items you thought you had lost or were out of altogether, but suddenly realize you have just enough of to hold you over. An accidental hoard. Cache by chance. Can apply to anything from overnight items and clothes kept at your mother's house that prove to be a Godsend after a tragic house fire or robbery, to a favorite discontinued HG face cream you come across in a little travel-sized bottle you'd all but forgotten about. A reference to the dramatic last scene of the 1985 film Goonies, where the Walsh's housekeeper realizes Mikey still has a forgotten marble bag of jewels retained in his coat pocket from Willie's ship - after the Fratellis had supposedly stripped the Goonies of all their treasure.
Dancers Candy & Porsche, after security checkpoint at JFK:
Candy: "What am I gonna do? Like, all of my baby oil and glitter spray for tomorrow night's show are gone."
Porsche, squealing: "Girl, check my Spy bag's secret compartment."
Together: "Oooh, Goonie stash!!"
<Loud howling & high-fiving ensue.>
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Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
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A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.
Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.
When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis
Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick
A mustache grown by a man which consists of thin, long hairs above his upper lip. He never shaves it--it just looks like eyelashes. Grody as f**k.
Warning--Female repellent
Oh god! Evan's eyelash stash is so ratchet.
Rachel, I can't kiss him...he has an eyelash stash.
The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.
Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"
Person 2 "Why?"
Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"