It's that thing where you take a dump and when your poop hits the water you realize you were so electrically charged (static) that you feel the spark in your butt, leg hairs or feet.
Heat must be on because I just took a major static dump!
Someone who socializes with a lot of females and ends up bagging them. It is also know as pulling ebitches or ethots. static#0004 is the main user of this act.
Static was staticizing pulling tons of ebitches.
The stinging sensation you get in your limbs after sleeping on them or not moving them for a long time
Today I woke up with a tv static arm. it wouldn't stop
I have a lot of self-confidence
Dave: bro do you have radio static
Sean: Yeah i hit the radio static
A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?
Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶
“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.
a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.
Tiny Tim is a static character