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Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009


static character

a literary or dramatic character who undergoes little or no inner change; a character who does not grow or develop.

Tiny Tim is a static character

by Trullman December 16, 2016


The Side Static

Absolute fuckfest jesus christ dont go near this place they got two dps who never communicate, one who knows math and one who is absolutely retarted. The two british people are the worst however, especially Shion (cringe name) who just says things when we should really do Fire IV instead.

Also they have this white mage who is racist but in a cool way

"Fuck that the side static am I right?"

by rennnie October 28, 2023


Static-ninja11

A simp who plays 2k

Wow that's a static-ninja11 move

by Daniel 2 the electric boogaloo September 12, 2020


static party

It's the party where all participants collectively agree to stay home and do nothing

Varun threw the sickest static party yesterday. He was a 120 degrees

by Vroonie April 28, 2023


Static Mix

The mix between two songs on two different stations on the same frequency. Usually the combination of the two songs is awful mixed with static but when it sounds good it is a true static mix.

Guy 1: Hey you want me to change the station? I think we are right between two different stations.

Guy: Dude no way are you listening to this? This is so awesome! A true Static Mix!

by Sweetness11111 February 14, 2010


its static

when it’s tension in the air and you’ll be damned a mf come to you with the bs

I swear if that n*gga come up to me its static

by Yomajj May 2, 2021