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To be completely incoherent and pass out at a frat before 5pm.
"I'm pretty drunk, so I'm gonna go over to DChi."
"Alright, well just don't pull a Stephanie."
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They are the best-est friends. Their relationship can never be broken no matter how many miles are between them. You cannot find a better best friend relationship like Skyler and Stephanie’s!
I wish our friendship could be like Skyler and Stephanie’s.
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You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man I’m buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man
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The three stars that form a triangle that intoxicated females often confuse for the big dipper
Tonight I was stargazing and I saw Stephanie's dipper!
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When you bring someone who secretly hates you into your house and they try to cancel you while you're In And Out Of Sleep, but you switch it up & pull the uno reverse card and expose them & later get the attorneys involved...
"He's Stephanie Suing me right now..." -Trisha Paytas
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