Tortoise steve instructions
1: visualize steve or he will come after you
2:feed steve
*guy* hey I got a steve
*other guy* wow nice
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A relly nice guy who is not a 10/10 on looks but has a really big heart. He is a amazing athlete and is not scared of anything. He is also a guy with a lot of secrets, there probabaly a lot of things you dont know about him.
MAN! Steve is amazing , he is the nicest guy i have ever met. I love him so much!!!!!
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A loser with no life living on government assistance who claims to be a wealthy sociopath. A "Steve" gets off on stalking women, threatening the elderly, and fantasizing about raping children.
I had to ban three Steves from my Facebook group today.
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A chaotic and random koala/discord bot. Often makes both good and bad decisions but will always remind you to charizard that mofo. Capricious and hated by Ali, otherwise well respected.
Ali: Stop reminding me to finish my work, Steve, I already finished it!
Ench: Hey don't insult him, Steve is my child.
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After the death of Steve Jobs the Adjective "Steve" has been added to the urban dictionary.
Since most people own an Apple product you can compare the amount of "Steve" you've got by how many Apple products you've got.
Steve is to be compared to the known expressions as "Swag, Steeze"
"Awh, bro! You got so much Steve I can't believe you're such rich ass motherfucker!"
"Ey yo, bitch! Check my Steve!"
"Sup' Bro just got my new HTC phone check it out!"
- "Shit holmes, that shit dosen't flow with Steve"
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a female's menstrual cycle, that "time of the month"
Mannnn, fuckin steve's here...
Steve called today, he said there was going to be heavy traffic this week
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