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This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.
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To skilfully and surgically pass a large amount of work onto someone who hasn't requested the work or the responsibility.
The stitch up is usually between friends or colleagues who take great enjoyment at drowning each other in responsibility and project deliverables.
Nick had one goal, and that was to make sure he didn't end up with any tasks to manage. He needed to stitch up someone fast. Luckily for Nick, Matt was unprepared for the verbal tirade of professional compliments in the opening minutes of the meeting that made him a certainty to take the lead and workload.
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A medical procedure common in prisons and jails to repair an anus and/or rectum that has suffered severe trauma. Typically used on victims of prison rape.
Tyrone raped the prison bitch named Steve. Guards stepped in, brought Steve to the hospital where an emergency set of Butt Stitches were mercifully administrated to his anal region.
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Stitches to repair rips or tears resulting from a vaginal delivery of a baby.
ie, the Doc put in a few extra daddy stitches after Jr. was born.
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When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.
John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.
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The best rapper in the universe. Responsible for killing Tupac, Biggie, Jah, Kurt Cobain and Lil Peep due to his superior rap skills. Well known for writing disstracks on anyone who has wronged him.
Person 1: Oh did you hear about God?
Person 2: Did you mean Z-stitch?
Person 1: Oh yeah of course, I wanna suck his dick!
Person 2: I heard he has a small dick tho...