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When two men stand face to face diсks out rock hard. Man with the shortest penis loses the battle.
Ok boys, drop your pants and pull straws. Shortest is the loser and has to hold the camera.
the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.
david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.
A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive
Omg metal straws #savetheturtles
Electrolyte Straw; E-Age Straw
I received my electrolytes drinking water through my E-Straw.
The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.
“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”
Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.
“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”
“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”
The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.
This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.