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St. Yokoyoma is not only the true definition of beauty, but so too is she the Saint of beauty.
I prayed to St. Yokoyoma last night and I awoke with beauty the next day.
The Catholic Patron Saint of lost things.
Someone you pray to when you have lost something. There are many prayers, one of them is,
"Something's lost and can't be found, please Saint Anthony look around."
Amanda lost her wallet so she said a prayer to St. Anthony. She suddenly found her wallet.
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A small town located in southern Illinois about 45 minutes from St. Louis, Missouri.
Consists of about 2.5 houses. Population: like 0.2
St. Libory is also known as STL (by like 3 people)
And is most commonly visited by drunken teenagers due to the lack of police enforcement. (Rent A Cop...)
Hey man, you hear about the girl who got pregnant by her brother?.. They are so from St. Libory.
"Tell me about yourself"
"well, i'm _______ and my dad is my brother"
"ew. You MUST be from St. Libory"
A: Dude, we gotta go get this girl in St. Libory
B: Uh... Where???
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A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622
She goes to St Bedes
Shall we give her some money?
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Noble beast, known for saving men from avalanches and giving excellent legal advice.
“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.
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A usually blonde haired person who gets lots of "raging clues" and most likely won't even know what a BK Randy is...
R:That Chad-st over there has a raging clue!
Chad-st: No I don't Shutup!
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A small city north of edmonton where the per capita income is one of the highest in western canada. 63% above most households. Unlike e-town, st. albert is not sketch. Kids roam the streets at three in the morning and still can feel safe and not get shot.
As a kid, you love it here. You can play at all the parks, go on anywhere by yourself, and have just a great time. As you get older, it becomes boring and it seems that st albert has nothing to offer you to do until you hit grade 9. Then a sudden realization occurs to you and you now understand that St. Albert kids are rich and without many rules our boundaries. Parties are thrown constantly. Sex, alcohol, drugs, they're all just a part of their everyday lifes. ROlling up in their mercedes and escalades, rocking their thousand dollar outfits, it's ideal. Could you ask for a better place to be a teen?
St. A is a tight knit community. You give directions by landmarks, no one knows street names. Everyone knows everyone. Most of all, Gossip travels fast. Any thing you do will be known by everyone within the hour. The cliques are clearly defined within our highschools. THe clones are the top of the school. It's like their famous, everyone knows who they are, what they do, everything about them. They live out their highschool years thinking they're "it". And really they are. The girls here are raised to be perfect housewives. IQs are low, boobs are popping, and they know exactly how to please the guys.
People say the kids here can't wait to get out, but I have to disagree. Here in St. Albert, we're in our own bubble. Safe from the troubles and realities of the world. Planning on living off our daddy's and knowing all our problems dissapear when we're here.
Just remember this ideal lifestyle, ain't so sweet underneath the surface.
Live in St. Albert, you'll grow up fast.
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