Hunter Students

Complete retards assumed to be smart by the rest of society. They do homework mostly in school.

Person A: Oh look! It’s that kid who goes to Hunter, I bet he has all A’s.
Person B: Hell no! Hunter students have trash grades and I know him, he’s dumb asf.

McBride Student

Ah yes, McBride. The place parents want their nicotine addicted, depressed, " eGirL anD vSco" reject kids to go. The 2023 freshman are obnoxiously loud, theres that jackass playing their shitty music from their speaker, the weird group of engineers how hang out near Ms.Kelly's room, and those ASB kids who thin putting up posters and tables and flyers will make us like Milikan. If you go to McBride, chances are you are ghetto, stoopid white, fake, or all of the above.

" Hey you know Kade?"

" That loser McBride Student ?"

Student bum

Typically a university student who doesn't do any work, generally refusing to pay anything for anything. Including haircuts. Often take naps during the day.

"Get up you student bum!"

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student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

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AP Student

1. A student who's taking more than one AP class in an academic year.

2. Typically is either naturally smart or a really hard worker. Or a combination of both. Occasionally you'll find an average kid trying to be an AP Student, but is unable to handle it, so they drop out.

3. Often someone will label themselves as an AP student when they're only taking one AP class (usually Psychology or Environmental Science). These are what we call wannabe AP students.

4. They're at the top of the academic food chain.

Non-AP Student: Why did you take AP? It looks so hard!!!!

AP Student: I'm trying to have a future.

Non-AP Student: Jeesh, someone's arrogant.

AP Student: Well when you land that fast food job, remember I don't like pickles on my burger.

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Student Athlete

A group of people who are willing to get up earlier, work harder and be leaders on and off the field, court, and classroom. They are incredibly hard working not only keeping grades up but also striving to be the best in what they do.

Why do they work so hard?

They’re student athletes.

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Medical student

A person living off coffee, ramen and sleep deprivation in order to become a better health expert.

Why's Mark looking so tired?

It's normal. He's a medical student.

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