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The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
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the most FEDORABLE dude on teh planit.
me: hey have you heard about that Patrick Stump He's so cool!
fren : yea he's F E D O R A B L E
A wet, sex juice covered semi-erect penis. Typically the post coital or masturbated male knob.
I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.
We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
A type of punishment that involves nailing the perpetrator's testicles to a tree stump, then push him over backwards. Most often used when people talk about vigilante justice for pedophiles.
Also may or may not involve setting the stump on fire.
A man stabbed his 11 month old son in the back and tossed him out the car window. I can't think of a punishment severe enough to fit this situation. My grandmother would opt for stump hanging... nails his balls to a tree stump, then push him over backwards.
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A handjob from a person with no fingers.
Example 1: "What a wicked stump job from that amputee!"
Example 2: "What a weak stump job from that amputee! Not satisfied."
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When a woman is pregnant she is said to be up the stump.
Some one has become pregnant, they are up the stump.
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