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Subway Shits

when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions

Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"

by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Subway Bombing

the act of letting a smelly fart go in a doorway before a large group leaves and/or enters

Because Kyle had eaten a wide variety of foods including broccoli, chili, and beef jerky, he felt that it was an oppurtune moment for a Subway Bombing before the bell rang.

by RoneDiddy June 14, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Subway

The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)

Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."

Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."

by PLZSTFU October 1, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bohemian subway

While having sex with a woman doggystyle you pull your dick out and a stick a pvc pipe up her ass and roll as many matchbox cars down the pipe into her rectum as you can.

In order to give a bohemian subway you need pvc pipe and a small car collection

by Tom Kisner June 5, 2007

34๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Subway Shakes

A term used to describe the sudden stalling of a customer's fast food order due to fear or anxiety.

J-Piz: Hear about nervous Nigel?
D-Pow: Nah, what was it this time?
J-Piz: He froze when they asked if he wanted his sub "toasted"
D-Pow: Man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.

by A-Riz March 18, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


subway surf

To stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. The term "subway" may be used interchangably with any form of mass transit ie, bus, train, T, metro, tube.

Rather than sit next to the homeless man, Joe opted to subway surf.

by Marlo W. May 14, 2008

55๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milwaukee Subway

AKA The Deep Tunnel, a massive underground system underneath Milwaukee Wisconsin where sewage and rainwater make its way to the wastewater plant.

My breakfast just took the Milwaukee Subway.

by That Lego on the floor May 31, 2017