louis tomlinson is the definition of a babie.
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LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON. That's it.
Person 1: Omg lou is my BABIE EEEEEEEE
Person 2: IKR
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a man made parasite that canβt even change their own diaper
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Ba-by bey-bee
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1. An STD that results in a tumorous mass that thrives off ones hard work and free time slowly destroying their soul for the rest of their life.
2. See "Soccer Ball"
3. The other other white meat.
"Kick the baby over here!"
"MMM thats sum tasty baby!"
"Gary.. i need to tell you something. I have a baby. You might wanna get yourself checked out.."
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The biggest, most painful, and worst STD in the universe. Tormenting and expensive, the baby gives people a reason to check their condoms for holes.
In a woman, the first symptom of a baby is pregnancy.
In a man, it's a huge "MY LIFE IS FUCKED."
Wife: I'm pregnant! we're going to have a baby!
Husband: the worst STD of them all!? FUCK MY LIFE!
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A young or small child.
Ausher laughed at the seventh grade babis because he was only four feet tall.
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