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As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.
Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!
Eric: What???
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When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.
Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No, like human suitcases.
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Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport
Look at that man's human suitcase!
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A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.
Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?
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when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.
tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.
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Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.
John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"
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when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.
instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.
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