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A fan of a sports team only when said sports team is currently winning. Hence, a fan only when the sun is shining.
Person 1: Man the Sharks stink. They lost two in a row.
Person 2: Damn, you're such a sunshine fan Person 1. You weren't bitching a week ago.
Person 1: Crap, you're right, Person 2. I should always support my team.
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When a very tall, American man with hair styled after Flash Gordon eats a bucket of pineapple then masturbates, deliberately aiming the ejaculate at his own face.
“What’s Chet doing over there?”
He is delivering himself some Sunshine Sauce!
Someone who loves all things goth on the inside but expels happiness and brightness
Wow that girl is so sunshine goth, she loves creepy, dark things but always talks about spreading love and happiness
Someone who has emo traits, but also has sunny traits at the same time= Rachel
Rachel,whose is inner emo, on the outside was bright and happy. Chris said she was the definition of emo sunshine.
the happiest girls in the world and the best friend group. but everyone hates them because they are too cool for school.
let’s hang out with the sunshine squad.
The offspring of 2 gorgeous people to create an amazing unreal, model-esc looking human
Damn. Did you see Ashley and Cooper's new addition the the family? I swear that kid is s mofo sunshine baby.
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A sexually transmitted disease exclusive to males, most common among homosexuals and Yorkshire terriers, that results in ejaculation consisting of UV light semen and glitter sperm.
MAN1: I really enjoy the atmosphere of this gay bar. Everyone seems super happy and they're all covered in glitter. It's fabulous! The only problem is the lights are so bright that it's hard to see.
MAN2: That's because the bartender has Stage 3 Sunshine Dick, silly goose!
MAN1: Sunshine Dick?
MAN2: It's an STD. It's not deadly or even harmful, but it turns your man milk into light and glitter. Once you've had it for a while, you don't even need stimulation anymore. Just pull out that bad boy and you can frost the room!
MAN1: What if he has other STDs?
MAN2: It's common courtesy for those with Sunshine Dick to yell "Care Bear countdown" before unleashing the happy blast.
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