1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
The best-est of all buddies. They have their own bromance codes. Like Shadwal and Keshav.
Look at Shadwal and Keshav, They are Juno Swans
A homosexual method for preventing STD's
I did'nt feel safe so i insisted he performed a short swan.
Getting carried away with your inner sexuality and getting lost in the moment
She took too much MDMA that she was black swanning all over the place
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Something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. Used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. Mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there's something left unsaid. John Swan.
That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!
Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.
order Up, John Swan!
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When your girl has an extremely juicy pussy and you slightly overdo eating the cat and the morning after your neck is stiff and painful.
Example 1:
Dad: "Look at me, boy! You've been eating the cat again, haven't you?"
You: "No, dad, you trippin!"
Dad: "Don't lie to me! Where did you get that Swan's neck then?
You: "Damn, you got me there, old man."
Example 2:
Doctor: "Can't you move your head at all?"
Patient: "No, Doc, I'm telling you, it's Swan's neck."
Doctor: "Well, that must have been one juicy pussy then."
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A form of attack, used among friends. One person will shout "Killer Swans!!!!" at someone, then he and the others will proceed to peck at that someone with their hands, as a killer swan would. Very painful and difficult to defend against, especially when about 7 people gang up on you. Hilarious to watch.
(Setting the scene- there are 6 or 7 guys standing around. The situation is tense, there is a climate of fear...All of a sudden...)
"KILLER SWANS!" <><><><><><><><><><>
(Everyone gangs up on someone and pecks them to a painful death.)
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