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Get your girl to lie on her back and lift up her legs. She then spreads open her arsehole and you proceed to shit in it. She then shits out your shit back into yours. This can be repeated many times.
I did a turd swap with my girlfriend last night, we have come really far in our relationship.
Normally delivered in the form of a question; a polite way of announcing the imminent release of digestive gases into a shared hot-tub, so as not to offend the ladies.
Sometimes becomes the OK for an impromptu group exchange of gases, to alleviate the silent discomfort built up by several members of the hot tub group.
Mixed group of people in a hot-tub:
Guy 1: "Bubble swap?"
Guys 2, 3, 4, 5: "Ahh, good on yer sport. 'Was holding that one in like a beer-chugg'n zeppelin."
<gaseous exchange>
Lady 1: Nice.
The act of lying about having to pee to cut in the line of the bathroom of a fellow bathroom goer that has to shit then proceeding to lock the door and shitting
Steve Kentucky swapped me and I almost shit my pants.
To have a sexual lesbian encounter
I would love to see Katie and Camryn Swap Sauces one day
After taking a shit, you don't not manage to wipe all shit residue. Then later in the day, while doing an activity that causes you to sweat... your left over shit residue and sweat combine, leaving you with swap ass. It itches and smells terrible. Bascically it becomes itchy ass butt sweat.
While playing basketball, Richard felt an errie feeling of swap ass, his left over shit residue combined with sweat. He had to leave immeadiately to take care of his situation.
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A term used to call a person just got his sex swapped. For males, if he loses his precious organ located between his legs, it's technically called sex swapped. And for females, if she gets a pen15 implanted in the place where it's suppose to be a vjj, it's also called sex swap.
John: "Look, Tim was playing around with fire and lost his pen15 from fire. He got sex swapped."
Jeanne: "I'm sex swapping in Thailand today. It's much cheaper over there than in USA"
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My gf and I did some serious spit swapping in the bleachers yesterday.
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