squad swear

More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.

Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!

SWEAR PAIRING

WORD PAIRING involves the pairing of a swear word with any other word in order to add significance to the second word.

In this capacity it is often the case that the swear word conveys some type of discriptive capacity regarding number, significance, import or quality.

Below are listed some practical examples of swear pairing

"Mate you should grab a couple of bags of cornchips, cos they're on special..."
"Nah buddy, I've got fuckbags of chips at home..."

"That guy was fuckdumb wasn't he?"

"This situation is headed to fucktown fast..."

"My pay cheque hasn't cleared yet god damn it...looks like I'm eating 2 minute shitnoodles again..."

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Swear Words

Words people use when they are not smart enough to think of anything better; why kids aren't as intelligent these days

Person 1: @#%$! Person 2: Stop the Swear Words!

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indian swears

Indian Swears-
Swears which are said by Indians who swear in English with their broken accents, and sound like complete morons in the process.

Indian Scammer: "Fuck you motherfuck, fuck you moderchode." (Subject usually sounds like he is reading off a script.)

You: "Ah, a prime example of the indian swears!"

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fuck swear

Like a pinky swear, but the promise is sworn through fucking, as the name implies. The promise has a much stronger bond than that of a pinky swear.

Yeah, Janice and I plan to fuck swear to each other that be would be together forever.

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swearing police

Something I'm glad does not exist.

Fuck the swearing police!

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semi-swear

1.When somebody asks you if you sware but it is a situation that you can not 100% say you will not get mad, offened, or tell somebody what the person says.

2.When someone doesn't complete a sware like "YOU SON OF A" or cover up a word with astrics.

Person 1: Can i tell you a secret?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Can you sware not to get mad?
Person 2: I semi-swear
Person 1: Ok, it's about your girlfriend
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: She is cheating on you with me
Person 2: YOU SON OF A *****
Person 1: But u swore!
Person 2: I SEMI SWORE YOU *******

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