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When you give back shots and there’s semen on their back.
Last week I finally got with Katie and gave her hella back swimmers.
When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.
I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.
An inexperienced drunk who's booze fueled escapades often descend into either pretending to swim on the floor, or being legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.
"That Mick guy who showed up last night was a drunken mess, a real floor swimmer"
When you rape a girl behind a dumpster and get off.
Dude I pulled off the swimmer last night!
...im calling the police
The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
When you leave a mass of water and still have the feeling of water still trapped inside of your ear
Surfer dude 1 -"Hey dude you wanna grab some food in 20"
Surfer dude 2 -"Sorry bro I didn't hear a word you said"
Surfer dude 1 - "Oh you got that swimmer's ear going on."
When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear
Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.