Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.